OLIVER James WIGGINS{STILL NOT DONE!}

[OLIVER JAMES WIGGINS]

OLIVERJAMESWIGGINS
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'ALRIGHT NOW THAT WE KNOW YOU NAME LETS GET DOWN TO BASICS. WHY DID YOUR PARENTS NAME YOU THAT? ANY BIG SIGNIFICANCE TO YOUR NAME?'

Oliver......... I could waste both my time and your's racking my brain for the story behind my name, but that would just be horribly lame. Who really even cares how I got my name. Let's just say that some Russian guy came up to my mother when she was in the hospital and said 'olive'. Does that work for everyone? Except that never really happened, oh well. I don't anyone back home even remembers me, let alone the history behind my name.

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HOW ABOUT YOUR AGE, HOW OLD ARE YOU? ARE YOU IN COLLEGE OR HIGHSCHOOL, WHAT GRADE? A SENIOR JUNIOR SOPHMORE OR FRESHMAN?'

I am.....I am...... I am nineteen years old. Yeah, I go to school in Boston, or at least I did. I was going to be a doctor..... Then things happened, but now I'm just getting off topic aren't I? I highly doubt you care why I came back to New York.

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'THATS NICE, THAT YEAR WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE. SO ANYWHO, LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU LIKE, GIVE ME TEN THINGS THAT YOU ABSOLUTLY LOVE TO DO'

You'll have to give me a minute.... I enjoy going to parties. I like playing with fire, literally, and metaphorically. I like being with my family...for the most part, things might have changed between when I left for college and now. They might not welcome me with open arms. Awkward. I can just see the family feud forming. I like long car rides, or drives. I don't know, I'm kind of like a dog. It makes me laugh when people underestimate the things I am capable of. I like the band coldplay. Pretty mellow music. My sister and I used to listen to it together. I am a cat person. But that doesn't not mean I don't like dogs, I do, I just like cats more. I enjoy the burning contrast when going from really loud to deathly silent. I like to go out to lunch, but not so much dinner, I just like sandwiches. I like chicago, and the movie hercules. 'Bless my soul, herc was on a role....'

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'HMM, INTERESTING. WELL YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING..HOW ABOUT DISLIKES?'

Ahh the 'ol dislike section. I really don't have to many today, which is really strange, considering the mood I'm in at the moment. I really don't like limes. Lemons are great, limes are just strange though. I hate having to water plants, that just bothers me. When girls or anyone really, thinks they're going to make it big in show biz, I personally feel like they should try to find another dream occupation. I hate Halloween. It is the most annoying holiday there is. Yeah you get candy... Yippee, I could go to the store and just as easily get candy and a bag of cheez-its, easy. I really don't like horror movies, let me tell you why, they are never scary. It's usually like, someone gets a screwdriver shoved up their eye, what is that? Standardized testing is the dumbest thing I've ever had to deal with. I don't really like macaroni and cheese either. It's kind of nasty. Canned dog food is another thing, I understand canned cat food, but dog food, is just gross, dogs get table scraps along with canned food too now? What kind of messed up world do we live in? People that don't like christmas music are miserable people. Green apples are gross. That is all I've got for ya.

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'WOW, THATS VERY INTRIGUING, YOURE A STRANGE YET UNIQUE PERSON.. WHY DONT YOU FURTHER ELABORATE ON YOURSELF, WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?'

I wouldn't say, I'm the life of the part per-say, I would say I bring the life of the party. Yes, I'm a dealer, but I don't use the merchandise myself, why that would be a waste, plus it would be a very stupid business move. Intoxicated on the job. Stupid. Being intoxicated at all... stupid. But let's not talk about that right now. Save that for a rainy day.

I've been told I'm cocky and aragont, and that I've changed a lot since high school. Yeah, I get pretty cocky sometimes, and I have changed a lot since high school, but am I aragont? I s'pose it would depend on your definition of aragont. It could mean the same thing as cocky, or it could be Donald Trump jr. Do I look like I have a comb over? Yeah, I didn't think so.

I certainly don't have a stick up my ass, like a lot of the people here in the city. There's two kinds of people that live here, the junkies and and people that walk around with the sticks up their asses. The college life really changed me quite a bit. I used to be that kid. The one who took pity on students that got bad grades.

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'THATS COOL, WELL I KNOW ALL I NEED TO ABOUT YOU..HOW ABOUT THAT FAMILY OF YOURS EH? ARE THEY NORMAL, MESSED UP, SECRETIVE, BROKEN APART..WHAT?'

Well, there's my mother, Jane. She gets a little bit crazy sometimes, but people like her, so I guess she can't be that crazy. I love my mom, like anyone loves their madre. Nothing really out of the ordinary.

My dad, well he's kind of out of the picture. He left my mom around five or six years ago. But that isn't out of the ordinary either. People get divorced. It is normal these days!

My little sister Lucy and I used to be really close, and then when I left home, and she would call, I would never answer the phone. Things will be different now. They will definitely be different now, with my unexpected return to the city.

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'WOW, NICE FAMILY TREE. WELL WHAT ABOUT YOUR HISTORY, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR'

Best memory? It's not really just one memory, more like a series of memories. My family would go to this seasonal campground place every summer, it was like a cabin that you rented for seasons at a time, and then there was regular RV camping too, but I just remember walking around with Lucy, when we were younger, I miss those times.

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'HOW ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?'

Worst memory....... I'm really trying to think of one, but I don't really have one. Back in eleventh grade I got this really horrible grade on a test. Ruined my night I swear it. I wish I had a better one for ya buddy, but I don't. The one time I did have a girlfriend I broke up with her, so that wasn't that horrible, it was only because I was going to Boston, and she was staying in New York. I haven't spoken with her since. Or when my dog died of cancer, that was pretty traumatic.

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'WELL THATS GOOD, I THINK IVE ASKED EVERYTHING I NEED TO ASK, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WISH TO TELL ME BEFORE I GO?'

I think I've pretty much covered it all.

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THE ROLEPLAYER

'HI IM LAUR, WHAT CAN I CALL YOU?'

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'AND HOW OLD ARE YOU?'

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'COOL COOL, WHAT IS YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH RPING?'

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'ALRIGHT, ONE LAST THING. WOULD YOU EVER BE WILLING TO HELP ME ADMIN IF I NEEDED IT?'

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hiya! just so yah know
this template was made by THATGIRLLAUREN?!
at CAUTION 2.0. if i ever find out
that you stole my form without crediting,
i will send my mutant hampster squiggles after
you! kaybye [:

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